I'm the kind of person who can't resist laughing when kids say something inadvertently dirty. Especially when they say it over, and over, and over again. I feel like I need to share them, but mostly, I just don't ever want to forget my funny, funny babies. Let us begin with an innocent double entendre, originated by Molly and lately picked up by her sister. It is in reference to their preferred method of traveling to the bathroom to brush their teeth at night, being inverted and carried by their ankles.
"Do me upside down, Daddy!"
ROFLMAO!!
Posted by: daionara | August 31, 2006 at 09:52 PM
When I was maybe 6, I was with my parents and a couple they hung out with, and part of the dinner conversation involved some line of jokes about Thomas Edison inventing the rubber duck. I was a quiet boy, but when I had gold in the palm of my hand, I wanted people to know it. So when the question was posed what Edison might have said upon perfecting the invention in his bathtub, I proudly spouted "EUREKA! It floats!"
This was of course met with wild laughter and the reddening of my mom's face. I immediately knew saying it was a mistake and understood that they thought it was funny on a completely different level than was intended. I also knew then, as I know now, that my interpretation was more sophisticated. Those jerks.
Because of that incident I always feel a little twitch of shame in the back of my mind when I find the dirty slips so hilarious. But it just can't be stopped. That shit is funny.
Posted by: shane | August 31, 2006 at 10:55 PM
Very funny!! My kids frequently come up with stuff like that too. Just came across your blog and will come back soon.
Posted by: emma | September 03, 2006 at 06:05 AM
I is like when a 2 1/2 year old red headed girl walked into the livingroom with her panties around her ankles and said to our company, "Somebody come wipe my butt!" I think I was red then too.
Posted by: Grammy | September 03, 2006 at 12:11 PM
I totally thought of you yesterday when my five year old said "I really wish I could suck my willy!"
I said " you and 5 billion other men" and then dh and I feel about laughing.
SO.WRONG!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: bomas | September 08, 2006 at 08:18 AM
My cousins are HUGE Thomas the Tank Engine freaks, and they like to make a game out of naming all of the different characters. I admit, I point to "Percy" more frequently than the others because I find it hysterical to hear that cherubic 3 year old squeel "Pussy!" when I point to the green train. I am surely going to hell.
Posted by: Meghan | September 11, 2006 at 01:33 PM
My 2 year old calls chalk cock. She frequently walks about screaming how much she needs/wants it.
I came from parenthacks- nice site.
Meg
Posted by: Meg | September 11, 2006 at 03:36 PM