A play in one act, starring Molly and MAGGIE.
What's this?
OSSIN!
That's right, it's the ocean. What's this?
CHICKEN!
Close, it's a rooster.
WOOSTER!
What's this?
FISH!
That's right, you're very good at this. What color is this fish?
BACK!
No, it's yellow.
YEDDOW!
Now what's this?
YABBO!
No, it's a wave.
YABBO!
No, it's not water, it's a WAVE.
YABE!
Good! Now what's this?
DUCK!
A duck. That was easy. Now what's this?
FITUCK!
That's right, a fire truck. Now what's this?
SUNSINE?
No, this is a shooting star. Can you say shooting star?
SOSAR?
That's right. Now this:
BEAR!
That was an eaaaasy one. Now I need to go poop, so you sit right here and don't touch the flashcards. I'll be right back.
Don't touch, okay?
Don't touch, I said!
(Molly exits stage right)
Are you touching?
YES!
I think Molly has the makings of a good teacher. She even knows when her student isn't doing what she is supposed to. I had a fantastic laugh. Then I read it and laughed again. And again...and again. This was really a great one. You know, you can get Molly to teach her the colors. Just use flash cards and take them to the cabin.
Posted by: Grammy | June 24, 2006 at 12:30 AM
Those are some smart kids you got there!
I recently taught Kelsey to say "I gotta go drop a duece." Great fun.
Posted by: Kateri | June 24, 2006 at 09:17 PM
So cute!!!
Kat, shame on you LOL
Posted by: daionara | June 25, 2006 at 11:38 PM
How stinking cute!!
Posted by: Devon | June 27, 2006 at 09:03 AM
That is so cute!!
Posted by: Susan | June 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM