I always hated you and your dumb clothes and your obnoxious "let's do a craft, okay?" song. You graced my television only in extreme times (or, whenever I needed to cook dinner without anyone trying to crawl up my ass).
Mel, I hope PBS's decision to shitcan you was mutual. But even if it wasn't, I think these little videos prove that you're way too good for a second-rate children's cable network.
Now, put in a call to your agent, hit up Spreadshirt and design you a "Free Melanie!" teeshirt before someone beats you to it, and remember that living well is the best revenge. Fuck those tight-assed intellectual snobs.