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On the Road meets Barbie


I could wean you but I have to charge.


I'm all over BlueEyed's one-liner. That one is awesome!


sashay ? Or, however that is spelled.


this is hard.
erm i am delurking...
where M&M melt down.
barbie cars and de-breasting.
where dreams and reality collide. (I really wanna use this for something ::sigh::)
alright. those kinda suck. will try again later. hnave a good day!


I go for Home of Turkey Lurkey and Ducky Lucky


I'm not so witty, so I found a fitting quotation...
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child"
That's from King Lear, but my real favorite is this one...
"That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me..."
That one's Doc Holiday from the movie Tombstone. All things in life come back to a quote from Tombstone. Because they really do say the damndest things...


"Life's a bitch and then your kids grow up and move away".


"Patiently waiting my turn with Barbie"

Love your blog!


"barbie shoes and baby shoes"


I got nothin. And I've been thinking about it all week!

The closest thing I have is something I read in 'Brokeback Mountain', which, while not particularly funny, seems fitting:

"If you can't fix it you've got to stand it."

Now can I have one of those super cool sweater/muff/pocket thingys?!


Wait, wait, here's another one:

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if the whiskey don't get ya, then the children must...


How 'bout:
It's not all shits and giggles
It's not all cupcakes and dandelions
or similar


Hmm... this is hard because I'm new to your blog and don't know you too well yet....

What about: Lifes a bitch and then you blog

yes? no? maybe? I dunno. :)

Girl's Gone Child

Rock and Stroll.
Crib your Enthusiasm.
The Real Cribz.
Live fast, diaper young.
Cribside Service

(these were all ideas for my new blog after totally ((accidently, I swear)) biting yours. Ack! Feel free to use any and all of them. It's the least I can do.)


where kids are second to snark
republic of the funk
skip, skip, skip in the zoo...


the original babymomma
childbearing gangsta?
(what about a rotating haiku for a tag line?)
this is how we do
bringing home the bacon one pig at a time (i have no idea what that means, but it made me laugh)
are you tastin what i'm smellin'?
it's really no big whoop
dispensing sunshine since 2003
the buffet is closed
believe everything thing you read
1 part sugar :: 2 parts spice

i am about to fall asleep. will think of more tomorrow. sorry if these are all over the place.

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